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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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This makes complete sense.
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oh this is good. i’m gonna tell all the mommies and daddies in the neighborhood this one.
thank you
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BORN: YES
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Life According To Tumblr
- 16 weeks ago: temple run
- 15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
- 14 weeks ago: #yolo
- 13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
- 12 weeks ago: Draw Something
- 11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
- 10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
- 9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
- 8 weeks ago: Titanic
- 7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
- 6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
- 5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
- 4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
- 3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
- 2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
- Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
- This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf
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